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Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me
From Palestinian poet Najwan Darwish
battle girlfriends
Vincent Locke
Moon rise by Phyllis Shafer (born 1958).
No really. Why was he smiling like this. It doesn’t even make sense in the context of the scene, he was really upset just a moment ago. He’s just that in love with Riku that a simple touch on the shoulder from Riku has this effect.
Gale
Shadowheart: Isn’t there someone else you can torture with your presence?
Lae’zel: Probably, but I choose you because I hate you.
Astarion: if you could be reincarnated as any creature, what would you choose?
Laurel: A dragon, 100%.
Shadowheart: if you came back as a red dragon then maybe Lae’zel would finally be able to ride you.
Gale: *almost dies chocking on his wine*
I will say with you, come what may.
